Ancient cuneiform tablet-News> found and translated during the recent excavation of the Iraqi bomb site # 4074;; Babylon Tablet4074BC News-Times published once a lunar yearon 100% recycled clay oven tablets.GilgameshScribe for Nebechadzer immensity of the Code of Hammurabi-Saint-Real-Hanging Gardens: # 1. "Remember6 always remains his lucky number." Editor's Note: 4074 BCWell here we are again with the latest news from here and around the Babylonian empire. We hope that increased production of this lunar cycle floods, to publish twice a year by applying the latest technology for the manufacture of "Wedgies" used to press these views in wedge-shaped the clay tablet is reading, and the koolness of our great leader to invade a neighboring country and bring back several thousand semi-slaves. As always, your comments are appreciated, as long as cuneiform to the current doctrine. UR'4074 Dateline 'agitator BC Abraham and his wife Sara were exiled in the desert of modern one: leave-if-you-know-as-good call-to-the Code of Hammurabi HC33 Notice. Spectators were surprised as armed soldiers evicted the couple on the street along with some of their meager belongings and then set fire to their homes and livestock. "I never suspected," said Omar, "the old goat-man, one of his neighbors:" I've lived beside them for over a year and always thought they were religious fanatics. " , 4074 'kick' Dateline BC More violence broke out today as religious factions took to the streets, wrapped themselves in the meat, leaving virtually all enclosed public functions or abandoned. Royal Guard were dispatched to the scene and, in a precision strike campaign, immediately sent to everyone in the village and surrounding area, regardless of conviction, plow salt into the fields and finally set fire to all that was left standing. Surviving the spokespersons of the city, said at his trial and subsequent execution were really sorry for any misunderstandings. Dateline "The BC Desert'4074 talk to a soldier who are camped in the oasis and was recently asked to give their point of view of the ongoing hostilities and the new war of empire today more, here's your honest feedback . "Well, I've never lived in a time when there was no war, you know, I mean I am a child of the 'Age of Bronze", so I'm kind of used to, more or less taken for granted and species rsquo, a way of life, even a religious thing, understand. " "As for the empire, well, there's a lot going on, many-o-work, if you understand. I mean if not the Hittites, is that the Egyptians or other left-worship of the tribe that I have never heard of before attempting to invade Babylon. " "I mean, even the streets of the city of Babylon is not safe and not some silly running around trying to cut his head in broad daylight, so sad is that, just maybe things will improve in the future, who knows, now I have to return to work the agitator escort there, Abraham and his wife Sara in the desert to die, see you around sometime. " Tigress and Euphrates time: Floods predicted.Road Conditions Width Empire: Includes all Warring tribesmen and outlaw ads Closures.Classified: In search of a new or used car, some extra household slaves, or just need a Mercenary.Farm Report: Local forecast Horoscope and River-grounding Sacrifices.New Books: The meaning of "Circles" and "The possibility of the existence of more digits" Calendar of Events: Sacrifices in Area.Home Improvements: Clay Old - New tricks! Stock Market Report: Do we need more birds astrologers Insight? Outsourcing-Stars.Comic Section: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad sheep jokes.